1. “It was a dark and funny night.”
[Snoopy] (If Beagles Could Fly,
9/6/87)
2. “So I said, ‘Why don’t we run away to Paris?’
It was a joke. She
thought it was funny so she told her mother, who told our teacher,
who told the principal, and I got fired!”
[Rerun] (It’s a Big World, Charlie Brown,
1/18/97)
3. “You had a rabies shot, and I’ve got
‘Little Leaguer’s Elbow’…that’s
kind of funny, isn’t it?…I guess it isn’t.”
[Charlie Brown] (You’re the Greatest, Charlie Brown,
4/8/64)
4. “Mickey Mouse shoes are not funny looking!”
[Spike] (It’s a Dog’s Life, Snoopy,
9/29/98)
5. “Birds don’t know how to tell jokes.”
[Snoopy] (It’s All Yours, Snoopy,
1/18/71)
6. “The man at the store thought it was very funny that you wear out so
many supper dishes.”
[Charlie Brown] (It’s a Big World, Charlie Brown,
9/24/97)
7. “Well, it’s kind of funny…it’s not
exactly ‘ha ha’ funny…or what you’d
call ‘ho ho’ funny, or even ‘hee hee’
funny…I’d say it’s what you’d
call, ‘not bad considering it’s from a dog’ funny.”
[Lucy] (If Beagles Could Fly,
9/6/87)
8. “Why do you keep trying to fly these kites when you always get them
tangled around a tree?…Wouldn’t it be funny if you didn’t even
make it out the front door?”
[Sally] (Being a Dog is a Full-Time Job,
3/19/89)