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Some of the most memorable punchlines are those that have been SHOUTED
ALOUD WITH GREAT PASSION! Identify the speakers of the following lines.
1. BEETHOVEN! BEETHOVEN IS IT, CLEAR AND SIMPLE!
2. I’LL BE WISHY ONE DAY AND WASHY THE NEXT!
3. THE CRABBY LITTLE GIRLS OF TODAY ARE THE CRABBY OLD WOMEN OF TOMORROW!
4. I’M AWAKE! I CAN HEAR YOU, MA’AM, BUT I CAN’T SEE YOU! EVERYTHING IS
WHITE! I’M SNOW-BLIND!
5. ANNETTE FUNICELLO HAS GROWN UP!
6. I THROW MYSELF UPON THE MERCY OF THE COURT!
7. HE LEAPS ON THE ENGINEER! THE TRAIN IS DERAILED!
8. THERE’S NO HEAVIER BURDEN THAN A GREAT POTENTIAL!
9. DON’T GIVE ME ANY OF YOUR MIDDLE-CLASS MORALITY!
10. YOU STUPID DARKNESS!
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