Reflections on life quiz

Identify the speakers of the following witty, and sometimes profound, quotations.

1. Happiness is a warm puppy.

2. My grandfather says that once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed!

3. I love mankind…it's PEOPLE I can't stand!!

4. I'll never be Andrew Wyeth.

5. Never take any advice that you can understand…it can't possibly be any good!

6. Life is like a bracelet…it has little jewels around it which are like the little bright moments that come along in our lives every now and then.

7. Good things last eight seconds…bad things last three weeks.

8. Can a philosophy carry us through troubled times? What happens when our philosophy fails? We turn to that most ancient of desperate cries…“MOM!”

9. Be kind, don't smoke, be prompt, smile a lot, eat sensibly, avoid cavities and mark your ballot carefully; avoid too much sun, send overseas packages early, love all creatures above and below, insure your belongings and try to keep the ball low.

10. There's a Chinese proverb, “Those who have free seats hiss first.”

11. Life is a wishbone.

12. A whole stack of memories will never equal one little hope.

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