“Funny” trivia quiz

Identify the originators of the following “funny” quotations.

1. “It was a dark and funny night.”

2. “So I said, ‘Why don’t we run away to Paris?’ It was a joke. She thought it was funny so she told her mother, who told our teacher, who told the principal, and I got fired!”

3. “You had a rabies shot, and I’ve got ‘Little Leaguer’s Elbow’…that’s kind of funny, isn’t it?…I guess it isn’t.”

4. “Mickey Mouse shoes are not funny looking!”

5. “Birds don’t know how to tell jokes.”

6. “The man at the store thought it was very funny that you wear out so many supper dishes.”

7. “Well, it’s kind of funny…it’s not exactly ‘ha ha’ funny…or what you’d call ‘ho ho’ funny, or even ‘hee hee’ funny…I’d say it’s what you’d call, ‘not bad considering it’s from a dog’ funny.”

8. “Why do you keep trying to fly these kites when you always get them tangled around a tree?…Wouldn't it be funny if you didn't even make it out the front door?”

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